Shit Happens

Anyamarie | 6 | Розділ: | 13 жовтня 2007 0:46

Religions of the World

Taoism: Shit Happens.

Hare Krishna: Shit Happens Rama Rama

Jehovah's Witness: Knock, Knock, "Shit Happens."

7th Day Adventist: Shit Happens On Saturdays.

Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens".

Buddhism: When shit happens, is it really shit?

Judaism: Why does shit always happen to us?

Islam: If shit happens, take a hostage

Christian Science: Shit happens in your mind

Darwinism: Survival of the shittiest

Shintoism: You inherit the shit of your ancestors

Hinduism: This shit is not a religion, it is the way of life. This shit happened before.

Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserved it.

New Age: For $300, we can help you get in touch with your inner shit.

Mormonism: Excrement happens. (you can't say 'shit' in Utah)

Televangelism: Your tax-deductible donation could make this shit stop happening…

Shamanism: Whoaa … Holy Shit!

Nihilism: Shit! It happened again.

Psycho Analysis: Tell me about your shit. That will be $3.000.

Agnosticism: Maybe there is shit or maybe it happens; then again, maybe not.

Scientology: Shit happens if you're on our shit list.