Shit Happens... and explains religious ideology.

| 20 | Розділ: Чіста паржать | 2 липня 2009 23:26

* Taoism: Shit happens.
* Confucianism: Confucius say, "Shit happens."
* Buddhism: If shit happens, it isn't really shit.
* Zen Buddhism: Shit is, and is not.
* Zen Buddhism #2: What is the sound of shit happening?
* Hinduism: This shit has happened before.
* Islam: If shit happens, it is the will of Allah.
* Islam #2: If shit happens, kill the person responsible.
* Islam #3: If shit happens, blame Israel.
* Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it.
* Protestantism: Let shit happen to someone else.
* Presbyterian: This shit was bound to happen.
* Episcopalian: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve the right wine with it.
* Methodist: It's not so bad if shit happens, as long as you serve grape juice with it.
* Congregationalist: Shit that happens to one person is just as good as shit that happens to another.
* Unitarian: Shit that happens to one person is just as bad as shit that happens to another.
* Lutheran: If shit happens, don't talk about it.
* Fundamentalism: If shit happens, you will go to hell, unless you are born again. (Amen!)
* Fundamentalism #2: If shit happens to a televangelist, it's okay.
* Fundamentalism #3: Shit must be born again.
* Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
* Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work.
* Seventh Day Adventism: No shit shall happen on Saturday.
* Creationism: God made all shit.
* Secular Humanism: Shit evolves.
* Christian Science: When shit happens, don't call a doctor - pray!
* Christian Science #2: Shit happening is all in your mind.
* Unitarianism: Come let us reason together about this shit.
* Quakers: Let us not fight over this shit.
* Utopianism: This shit does not stink.
* Darwinism: This shit was once food.
* Capitalism: That's MY shit.
* Communism: It's everybody's shit.
* Feminism: Men are shit.
* Chauvinism: We may be shit, but you can't live without us…
* Commercialism: Let's package this shit.
* Impressionism: From a distance, shit looks like a garden.
* Idolism: Let's bronze this shit.
* Existentialism: Shit doesn't happen; shit IS.
* Existentialism #2: What is shit, anyway?
* Stoicism: This shit is good for me.
* Hedonism: There is nothing like a good shit happening!
* Mormonism: God sent us this shit.
* Mormonism #2: This shit is going to happen again.
* Wiccan: An it harm none, let shit happen.
* Scientology: If shit happens, see "Dianetics", p.157.
* Jehovah's Witnesses: >Knock< >Knock< Shit happens.
* Jehovah's Witnesses #2: May we have a moment of your time to show you some of our shit?
* Jehovah's Witnesses #3: Shit has been prophesied and is imminent; only the righteous shall survive its happening.
* Moonies: Only really happy shit happens.
* Hare Krishna: Shit happens, rama rama.
* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!
* Zoroastrianism: Shit happens half on the time.
* Church of SubGenius: BoB shits.
* Practical: Deal with shit one day at a time.
* Agnostic: Shit might have happened; then again, maybe not.
* Agnostic #2: Did someone shit?
* Agnostic #3: What is this shit?
* Satanism: SNEPPAH TIHS.
* Atheism: What shit?
* Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit!
* Nihilism: No shit.

Хто не шаре інгліша той хай не чте того і не писдить нічьо в темі.
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ме | 02.07.09 23:45:14 | #

гонєво.
особливо про свідєтєлєй сподобалося. і 7 останніх тез )))

Корбел | 02.07.09 23:54:17 | #

* Mormonism: God sent us this shit.

ALEXandrus | 03.07.09 00:21:38 | #

Roll | 03.07.09 00:30:24 | #

)))) смішно)

Winged_Twilight | 03.07.09 02:45:06 | #

даа…) про іслам і свідєтєлєй - наповал

ЕЙп | 03.07.09 08:19:28 | #

* Rastafarianism: Let's smoke this shit!

=))

ЕЙп | 03.07.09 08:20:05 | #

* Calvinism: Shit happens because you don't work

бля! Мой отец наверное анонимный кальвинист ))

BlackTeddy | 03.07.09 10:01:13 | #

дяк, поржав)) +1 до Ейпу на рахунок отца)

madness | 03.07.09 11:14:27 | #

старо как мир

Pooh | 03.07.09 14:08:53 | #

от а я хотів написати "старо як інтернет". доу.

Teddy Bear | 03.07.09 11:56:19 | #

lineageism: virtual shit stinks much better than real shit

V.I.C. | 03.07.09 21:36:46 | #

неее =) lineageism : yeah! my shit just got 76! =))

слоненятко | 03.07.09 12:25:52 | #

класно )

Bunny | 03.07.09 12:29:19 | #

http://rock.lviv.ua/?category=7&article=8010

Bunny | 03.07.09 12:31:32 | #

хатя воно чють відрізняється..

-=Claret-Violet=- | 03.07.09 16:13:48 | #

Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
правдіво…

-=Claret-Violet=- | 03.07.09 16:20:46 | #

Nihilism: No shit
тру!!!

Blacklight | 04.07.09 19:11:46 | #

!!! )

BlackTeddy | 04.07.09 20:42:57 | #

Egoism: Only I can it this shit!

Dobavliaem svoi versii!!! (sorry za translit)

BlackTeddy | 04.07.09 20:43:43 | #

Only I can eat* this shit!